Dear Hallmark,

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 09/30/2016 at 21:22 • Filed to: None

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It’s not even fucking October yet.

Sincerely,

Ttyymmnn

RallyWrench > ttyymmnn 09/30/2016 at 21:26

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Seconded,

TFritch-Equal opportunity Beetle snob

dogisbadob > ttyymmnn 09/30/2016 at 21:28

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what took them so long? :p

Haloween shit in April, Christmas shit in August! hahaha

Buy next year’s costume this November 1st :o)

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 09/30/2016 at 21:28

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I hear Cuba has a planned economy, maybe they can plan a later date for selling Christmas items for you.

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 09/30/2016 at 21:39

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Yeah, Christmas has pretty much become more of a business holiday than a religious holiday. And yet people complain about Starbucks “ruining the sanctity” of the holiest of spending sprees.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 09/30/2016 at 21:44

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but muh religion

ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro 09/30/2016 at 21:45

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I have a Peanuts cartoon book from the late 60s that laments Christmas being rolled out the day after Halloween. So, it’s nothing new. But they just keep pushing it back. It’s not special any more. The rule in our house is that there are no decorations, no Christmas music, nothing, until December 1. But one of the local radio stations starts playing wall to wall Xmas music on Thanksgiving.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > ttyymmnn 09/30/2016 at 21:45

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I can already hear the swing portion of Sleigh Ride in my head.

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 09/30/2016 at 21:45

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As long as they bring cigars, I’m cool with it.

ttyymmnn > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 09/30/2016 at 21:46

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I play that piece every. single. year. I could die never hearing it again and be happy.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 09/30/2016 at 21:52

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Fuck you. Now I have it stuck in my head.

Maxima Speed > ttyymmnn 09/30/2016 at 21:55

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I’ll post pics of the seasonal dept at my work tomorrow. We are basically sold out of Halloween stuff and already have a huge Christmas section.

daender > ttyymmnn 09/30/2016 at 22:00

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Well, at least I can get a head-start on seeing what cool classic cars were chose to be part of this year’s series.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > ttyymmnn 09/30/2016 at 22:00

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I have bad memories for being chastised for being a saxophone while playing sleigh ride (crime by sax). That stupid chromatic at the beginning isn’t easy unless you have fingers like paul desmond.  

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 09/30/2016 at 22:01

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Welcome to the club pal.

Funktheduck > ttyymmnn 09/30/2016 at 22:32

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Our rule was the day/weekend after thanksgiving. My mom would have that Friday off so we’d all decorate

ttyymmnn > Maxima Speed 09/30/2016 at 22:38

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Hallmark had one lonely little table of Fall stuff, and one lonely little table of Halloween. The rest was Christmas.

Goggles Pizzano > ttyymmnn 10/01/2016 at 00:27

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Birddog > Funktheduck 10/01/2016 at 00:53

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Same here. We didn’t get the tree yet but all the outside decorations went up the day after Turkey Day.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ttyymmnn 10/01/2016 at 01:07

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There’s a station near me that would start beginning of Nov. Reason is Christmas music has stupid low royalties (because most recorded in the 60's) thus stations can collect normal ad revenue and pay out nothing.

ttyymmnn > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 10/01/2016 at 09:00

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More proof that Chri$tma$ is all about $$$.

Maxima Speed > ttyymmnn 10/01/2016 at 16:35

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As promised. Btw keep in mind this has been out for two weeks already.

ttyymmnn > Maxima Speed 10/01/2016 at 16:46

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Maxima Speed 10/04/2016 at 15:08

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I was gonna say...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 10/04/2016 at 15:09

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Walmart’s had Christmas stuff out for weeks and it’s already shown up at Costco.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 10/04/2016 at 15:10

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Ttyymmnn’s father would argue that anything issuing forth from a saxophone is a crime.